Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have apparently considered calling off their divorce filing because they're soul mates.
Wait, what? Last month Spencer was trying to release a sex tape of Heidi and Karissa Shannon, and now they're ready to put this behind them? (Not that I believe the story Heidi's telling the press for a second - that Spencer found the video camera with the sex tape inadvertently and just happened to shop it around later.) Anyway, apparently Spencer took a private jet to a self-improvement retreat in Costa Rica and got caught in the country with guns, which he kept for protection.
Plastic Princess, I mean Heidi, stayed nearby at a resort.
Okay, so wait, they were separated, but staying near each other in tropical Costa Rica? They flew back together? And they were...you know...in the process of a divorce? Could you at least TRY to pretend this wasn't a publicity stunt?!?
So, wait, it gets worse. Apparently, in order to reconcile further, Spencer asked Heidi if he could participate with her in a walk to raise money for cancer. If this doesn't scream 'publicity stunt,' I don't know what does.